An Electric Bottom Cleaner Hits The Market

An enterprising Israeli based designer has created an electric bottom cleaner. This innovative product also runs on batteries. The head can be exchanged with regular teeth cleaning brushes, although the manufacturer recommends handling the transfer of brush heads with extreme care.

Iranian Revolutionary Guards have called this a Mossad plot to infiltrate unsuspecting Iranian scientists and place a concealed bug on their persons. The Israeli Foreign Ministry has declined to comment on this accusation.

Opportunities exist for discerning investors to get in at the bottom of this exciting enterprise. Demonstrations can be arranged as soon as reliable models are found.

Sadly, national television stations are refusing to broadcast advertisements showing how it works, although this might soon change. Contact Jewish TV Channel for further details.


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